Donnelldib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Donnelldib created a down quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donnelldib, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Donnelldib, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Donnelldib's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Donnelldib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Donnelldib first in all things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Donnelldib in the centre of the settlement.