Benwodrag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish whale.

Benwodrag created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Benwodrag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Benwodrag, it will turn you into a worm.

Benwodrag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Benwodrag's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Run away from indigo ants, for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.