Mobarfcissbin is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, conceited horse.

Mobarfcissbin created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobarfcissbin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mobarfcissbin, he will not care.

Mobarfcissbin's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mobarfcissbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about spacetime.