Gudmilpon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, contented fairy.

Gudmilpon created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudmilpon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gudmilpon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gudmilpon's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gudmilpon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Never wear magenta skirts.