Latfarlarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous raccoon.

Latfarlarn created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latfarlarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Latfarlarn, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Latfarlarn's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Latfarlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near tapirs.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Do not covet oxen.