Safhambab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, almighty elephant.

Safhambab created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Safhambab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Safhambab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Safhambab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Safhambab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Never talk about gravity near otters while wearing red kilts.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never talk about grasshopers.

5. Do not shave your feet.