Cidjigtomwig is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing
snake.
Cidjigtomwig created everything that exists two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cidjigtomwig, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Cidjigtomwig, he will turn you into a snail.
Cidjigtomwig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Cidjigtomwig's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if four snails approach from the north.
2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.
3. Cidjigtomwig loves mice, so they must be respected.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Cidjigtomwig.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.