Flaptadhap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever dog.

Flaptadhap created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaptadhap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flaptadhap, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Flaptadhap's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flaptadhap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flaptadhap.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never think about comets.

5. You must pray to Flaptadhap six times a day.