Donfignar is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, humane wyvern.

Donfignar created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donfignar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Donfignar, it will throw large rocks at you.

Donfignar's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Donfignar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.