Quilltamkipnullapp is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing otter.

Quilltamkipnullapp created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quilltamkipnullapp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quilltamkipnullapp, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Quilltamkipnullapp's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Quilltamkipnullapp's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about sharks.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Always pray immersed in water.