Bopartcam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless bee.

Bopartcam created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bopartcam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bopartcam, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bopartcam's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bopartcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to horses while wearing blue kilts.

2. Always obey Bopartcam's priests.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.