Farnbopquat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair beaver.

Farnbopquat created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbopquat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Farnbopquat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Farnbopquat's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Farnbopquat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Farnbopquat six times a day.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.