Sogjengig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever spider.

Sogjengig created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogjengig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sogjengig, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sogjengig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sogjengig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.