Catnelfat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless squid.

Catnelfat created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catnelfat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Catnelfat, she will think nothing of it.

Catnelfat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Catnelfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Catnelfat's name in vain.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Hide from green gulls for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never wear orange tights.