Bastgunyart is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable hare.

Bastgunyart created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastgunyart, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bastgunyart, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bastgunyart's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bastgunyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Never sing in the presence of bats.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hide from black sharks for they are unholy.