Dibnellduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witless fairy.

Dibnellduss created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnellduss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dibnellduss, he will laugh at you.

Dibnellduss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dibnellduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Retreat if five sharks approach from the west.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Always help goats.

5. Do not kill seals.