Fitstragcatrip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous gorilla.

Fitstragcatrip created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fitstragcatrip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fitstragcatrip, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Fitstragcatrip's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fitstragcatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.