Wonbugmip Naksawstik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthinking gnu.

Wonbugmip Naksawstik created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Wonbugmip Naksawstik, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wonbugmip Naksawstik, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wonbugmip Naksawstik's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Wonbugmip Naksawstik's Holy Commandments

1. Wonbugmip Naksawstik loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about swans.

3. Run away if three sheep approach from the south.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.