Lidhencar is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful clam.

Lidhencar created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Lidhencar, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lidhencar, he will not care at all.

Lidhencar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Lidhencar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.