Rullsadcet is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able fly.

Rullsadcet created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullsadcet, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rullsadcet, he will be mildly annoyed.

Rullsadcet's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Rullsadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Do not take Rullsadcet's name in vain.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rullsadcet.