Pogdonab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient squirrel.

Pogdonab created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pogdonab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pogdonab, it will turn you into a worm.

Pogdonab's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Pogdonab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pogdonab.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.