Yamhugvencib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, loving wasp.

Yamhugvencib created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhugvencib, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamhugvencib, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yamhugvencib's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yamhugvencib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Never feed turnips to mice while wearing shirts.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Yamhugvencib loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.