Sanbendiss Megtargstip
is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, sage
grasshopper
.
Sanbendiss Megtargstip
created the planet Saturn six million years ago.
If you believe in
Sanbendiss Megtargstip
, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Sanbendiss Megtargstip
, she will strike you with lightening.
Sanbendiss Megtargstip's
most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Sanbendiss Megtargstip's Holy Commandments
1. Never feed turnips to turtles while wearing hats.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never wear yellow shorts.
5. Never look in ponds.
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