Quillwotvan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive dragon.

Quillwotvan created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillwotvan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quillwotvan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quillwotvan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quillwotvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Quillwotvan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Quillwotvan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Run away from cyan great tits, for they are unholy.

5. You must never eat grapes.