Cepingarftit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient mole.

Cepingarftit created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepingarftit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cepingarftit, she will turn you into a mole.

Cepingarftit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cepingarftit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing gray shirts and balancing nine copper spheres on your head.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Always help turtles.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.