Binomttab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humorless pig.

Binomttab created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Binomttab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Binomttab, she will turn you into a rock.

Binomttab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Binomttab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Binomttab.