Misdossinfongof is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing unicorn.

Misdossinfongof created a quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Misdossinfongof, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Misdossinfongof, it will turn you into a snail.

Misdossinfongof's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Misdossinfongof's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven pigs approach from the east.

2. Never wear indigo corsets.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always obey Misdossinfongof's priests.

5. Never look in ponds.