Jarnbusfob is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying ferret.

Jarnbusfob created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbusfob, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jarnbusfob, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jarnbusfob's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jarnbusfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Jarnbusfob's name in vain.