Fotbopart is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, amazing faun.

Fotbopart created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fotbopart, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fotbopart, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fotbopart's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Fotbopart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fotbopart loves otters, so they must be respected.