Ingcitbellmad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering troll.

Ingcitbellmad created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Ingcitbellmad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ingcitbellmad, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ingcitbellmad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ingcitbellmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Never paint your legs black.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Never think about dark energy near doves while wearing purple kilts and balancing seven carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Do not covet oxen.