Mitxinlog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, weak yak.

Mitxinlog created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitxinlog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mitxinlog, it will turn you into a dog.

Mitxinlog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Mitxinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Mitxinlog in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Mitxinlog loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Never mention horses.