Xemdub is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent slug.

Xemdub created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xemdub, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xemdub, it will laugh at you.

Xemdub's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Xemdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Do not speak about oranges.