Farnnillbet Libhapdin is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful salamander.

Farnnillbet Libhapdin created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farnnillbet Libhapdin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnnillbet Libhapdin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Farnnillbet Libhapdin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Farnnillbet Libhapdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed aubergines to otters while wearing jumpers.

3. Never think ill of sick geese.

4. Farnnillbet Libhapdin loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.