Fligfeddin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, vain human.

Fligfeddin created the cosmos three million years ago.

If you believe in Fligfeddin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fligfeddin, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fligfeddin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fligfeddin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Fligfeddin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Retreat if seven geese approach from the north.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.