Nilsafmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited camel.

Nilsafmot created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nilsafmot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilsafmot, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nilsafmot's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nilsafmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of grapes to snails while wearing brown rings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Do not listen to music.