Xemriggess Bellkap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-assured mongoose.

Xemriggess Bellkap created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Xemriggess Bellkap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xemriggess Bellkap, she will turn you into a sheep.

Xemriggess Bellkap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Xemriggess Bellkap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about dark energy near whales while wearing orange skirts.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.