Flowfot is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless snail.

Flowfot created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowfot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowfot, it will turn you into a sheep.

Flowfot's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Flowfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowfot.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat green fruit.