Sinfenkon is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, almighty wolf.

Sinfenkon created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinfenkon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sinfenkon, it will be very sad.

Sinfenkon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sinfenkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into orange rooms.