Vagbinlap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong skunk.

Vagbinlap created oxygen six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagbinlap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vagbinlap, he will send you a sign.

Vagbinlap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vagbinlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan dresses.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must love Vagbinlap.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never go into black rooms.