Dibvonrut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, sapient gnu.

Dibvonrut created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibvonrut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dibvonrut, it will turn you into a rat.

Dibvonrut's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dibvonrut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Dibvonrut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never sprint in the presence of mice.

3. Never talk about spacetime near foxes while wearing white rings.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not take Dibvonrut's name in vain.