Hudxucflan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humane dryad.

Hudxucflan created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudxucflan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudxucflan, it will cry a lot.

Hudxucflan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hudxucflan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six whales approach from the west.

2. Hudxucflan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about grapes.