Monfotloop is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish camel.

Monfotloop created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monfotloop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Monfotloop, it will turn you into a hamster.

Monfotloop's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Monfotloop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Monfotloop loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. You must love Monfotloop.