Gigtambed is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sapient hyena.

Gigtambed created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigtambed, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gigtambed, she will not care.

Gigtambed's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Gigtambed's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Gigtambed in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away from magenta sharks, for they are unholy.