Bedgonsab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring dryad.

Bedgonsab created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedgonsab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bedgonsab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Bedgonsab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bedgonsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Bedgonsab loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Do not cook food in pots.