Badbestbif is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, blissful fox.

Badbestbif created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Badbestbif, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Badbestbif, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Badbestbif's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Badbestbif's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.