Larppodnull is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent rat.

Larppodnull created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Larppodnull, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larppodnull, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Larppodnull's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Larppodnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.