Fidlabdad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless ferret.

Fidlabdad created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidlabdad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fidlabdad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fidlabdad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fidlabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never feed parsnips to dolphins while wearing black trousers.