Cudbasttimtam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, compassionate owl.

Cudbasttimtam created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Cudbasttimtam, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cudbasttimtam, it will torture you forever.

Cudbasttimtam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cudbasttimtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never jump in holy places.