Hamdotkap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic octopus.

Hamdotkap created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamdotkap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hamdotkap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hamdotkap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hamdotkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Hamdotkap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not hurt doves.