Canbathiv is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, selfish horse.

Canbathiv created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Canbathiv, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Canbathiv, he will strike you with lightening.

Canbathiv's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Canbathiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near ants while wearing brown scarves and balancing eight silver spheres on your arms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Canbathiv.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not covet oxen.